Such products are likely to end up more like the Swiss Army knife: a pretty good knife, terrible scissors, a marginal bottleopener and a crummy screwdriver.
The Intoxicase seems like it was created by some frat bros after an intense game of beer pong: an iPhone case with a bottleopener glued to the back of it.
Six slots play host to keys (obviously) and a mixture of inserts, such as the familiar USB drive (up to 32GB) and bottleopener, as well as the new mini-torch and barcode holder.